There were no utensils in medieval times. Hence, there are no utensils at Medieval Times. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?
Now, at this point, you can do one of two things: you can either (a) IMDB more Cable Guy quotes and, later, seriously question your current lifeplan, or (b) pop in at Fiction at Work and read your boy's "Sir," a Short Short concerning the feudal system and a certain unnamed doughnut retailer. Thanks to Toby and company at FAW for making the magic.